Okay so i know you guys read the title and was like WTF!?!?! But 2 of my friends here got married Lezandra and Kevin (and Lezandra's bday was thhe other day) so we all decided to go to a strip club.
So i went to the mall to meet up with the people that was going to the club here's the rundown
Lezandra: it was her birthday that past and her idea to go. (she reminds me sooooo much of Mia she's like the one that always talks about sex)
Kevin: Lezandra's Husband
Kelly: She's reall cool (i was curious as to how she would act in a strip club)
Shawna: Kelly's friend and a girl who's in my Writing class
then there were a couple of Kevin's friends that went
Wood: he's a fucking total ass and Perv (didnt really like him but it was like oh well)
Luke: he was weird like he was completely introverted and just weird idk
but so anyway we walk to the club Centerfold from the mall
and when we get there the woman at the register is like the cover is $18 come up sign in and take out ur IDs
so im like oh shit cuz i dont have an ID with my age on it so im like im prob not gonna be able to get in
so we ask the lady if i could use my college ID and shes like looking at me like what the fuck
but then she was cool and like he is 18 right and then she let me in
so we go in and the first girl that was stripping completely SUCKED she wasnt doing anything the only hot thing about here was that she had on a nurses uniform
then the girl that came on after here was even worse so im sitting there like okay this place completely sucks
so the next girl that came on the stage was FUCKING AMAZING
she did tricks and everything
like okay we have all seen girls on t.v. and shit climb up the pole and slide down upside down but SHE jumped off the ground and wrapped her legs around the top of the pole slide down upside down and took her top off all at the same time
Okay so the next girl is the one that the blog is named after
She was this hot Korean girl
and i just want to say that she individually raped everyone of the people that i named above (not the other strippers) and heres how
well the way it started was that Me, Kelly, and Shawna decided that we were all gonna give her a dollar with our teeth so we go up and sit down
so she walks up to kelly and kelly does it but then she stands her up and starts rubbing on her and then she (the striper) pulled kelly's top down
then she went to Shawna and she put the dollar in her garter with her teeth and the stripper grabs shawna and starts rubbing on her then she turns her around and grabs the dollar and puts it in the back of Shawna's jeans and fishes it out with her mouth (and we're all like WTF are u serious)
so then she comes up to me and i go to do it to but she grabs my face and shoves it into her boobs and im like okay watever
then she goes and dances some more and me and kevin tell her to go over and dance in front of Luke cause he kept leaving and never actually watched any of the girls dance
so she goes over to him and starts feeling on him and then she like wraps her legs around his waist and starts humping him and his face is red as hell so she lets go and he gives her a dollar so she unbuttons his pants and puts the dollar down there and once again fishes it out with her mouth and we're totally fucking shocked now
so then she puts one of her legs on his shoulder and basically rubs her shit all up in his face when she was done with him he looked like he was going to faint
so then she comes back over o me and Shawna and shawna tells her to get me so she just shoved both of her hands down my pants and starts squeezing shit and i nudge my head over toward shawna and give her a dollar cuz i wanna see what shes gonna do this time she put the dollar in her
top and fished it out
so that was basically all the exciting things that happened at the strip club after that we all went and walked on the beach for like half an hour and it was cool cuz it was night time
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