"I don't know if I want to be THIS type of popular."

Okay so, someone the other day called me a "slut on the dance floor". At first I was like "What? I'm a slut? Maybe I should stop going to Marathon". But then I thought about it. Every time someone watches me dance, they're eyes get wide not because that's the millionth guy they saw me dance with that night, but because they thought I was "good" (or so they say). So being a "slut on the dance floor" just means that I dance with a bunch of guys who are willing to dance with me. If I have to be a slut, being a Slut of the Dance Floor would be my first pick, lol. Also, people are confusing Nneka (the other black girl) for me. Someone danced with her and was like "We danced before. Jasmine, Right?" And she was like. "Nooo" LOL. That's oober hilarious. (I get around don't I). Plus, me and Marcelo have a rep for pole dancing. :\. I don't know if I want to be THIS type of popular.

So, unfortunately, I might not be going to Marathon this weekend because I already made a promise to God and to myself that I wouldn't, and I don't like breaking my word to God, sooo..... It's because I want some of the unwanted attention on me to die down. Guys think just because I dance freaky on the dance floor that I'm going to sleep with them. HELL NO! If I don't know you and you're not cute, I'm not having sex with you, point blank. I may make-out with you but hell, that's it. I don't want the next rep of me to be an ACTUAL SLUT! That would be bad. ...I might just go to the casino because LEGAL GAMBLING AGE IS 18 IN NEW YORK STATE! WAAAaaa HOOOOOOoooo! So my Residence Hall is going for a "field trip". :)

On a less sluttier note (not really), Charlo and I had an interesting conversation at lunch yesterday. Everything that we said ended up in a sexual conversation:

Puppies: JASMINE: Puppies are soo cute. I'm in love with them. CHARLO: I know. Have you ever seen a puppy you just want to FUCK!? JASMINE: :-0!!!! CHARLO: Kidding!! JASMINE (laughs) I just saw a puppy the other day. CHARLO: And you wanted to fuck it!? JASMINE: No! I wanted to pet it. CHARLO: OK, if that's what you're calling it nowadays Jasmine. JASMINE: (look of concern) CHARLO (laughs) I love you.

· Salads: JASMINE: (upon seeing someone complain about to much dressing on salad) Man I love a lot of sauce (pause) I was going to make a joke but I stopped.CHARLO: (confused) Not sure where you were going with this.JASMINE: Idk, something about me being saucy. CHARLO: (pause) Or wet....(pause)...or juicy...(pause)....or....MARINATED (sexual tongue and lip gesture).

· Career Options:CHARLO: So if you weren’t an actress, at this very moment, what would you choose to be?JASMINE: Hmm I don’t know. I would have to say a computer-engineer since that was my first choiceCHARLO: (Pauses for hella long) I’d be a porn star.JASMINE: Aww come on we know you’re penis isn’t big enoughCHARLO: No one watches the guys anyway.JASMINE: Girls do. CHARLO: They don’t produce enough revenue to matter.

· Taking a shit:CHARLO: (After long pause) I don’t like that to take a shit here I have to do so much work. I have to roll up the toilet paper and place it. What happen to those seat covers you could pull out. One time I saw a toilet that when you press a button, a new sheet rotates and places itself on the seat.JASMINE: Cool! I wouldn’t even use it. I’d play with it. CHARLO: You can play with me………(pause)..Anywhooo…

· Acting Class:JASMINE: Remember what Steve said: Use an object then, put it down and try remembering the object with your hands. (plays with phone, puts it down tries playing with phone without it in her hand. )CHARLO: (concentrated on pretending to jerk off)

· Ice Cream:CHARLO: (eating ice cream…spills) Awww fuck!JASMINE: I saw thatCHARLO: (Stands up. White dripp-age on his crotch)JASMINE: Woah, what were you doing over there Charlo?CHARLO: Jerking off to my small penis!!

· Piercings:JASMINE: I have to get my ear fixed and get it repierced.CHARLO: My nipples are piercedJASMINE: Really?CHARLO: No (rubs his nipples)JASMINE: Me and my friend used to say that men shouldn’t have nipples.CHARLO: I’m sure they have some purpose. JASMINE: Well when you find it tell me. CHARLO: (Still rubbing his nipples)JASMINE: Girls don’t rub their nipples. They caress their boobs though (Starts rubbing her boobs) CHARLO: (Laughs…rubbing his nipples still) Someon’s going to come over here and say: “Excuse me, but could you please stop rubbing yourself’s. You’re disturbing people who are eating”.

So you see, me and Charo have some interesting convos about our sex life. Too bad people think he's gay.