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i'm going to make this quick, short and simple because i'm really in no mood to type but i felt like this would make a good story. so last night, i went to another drama party. not as crazy as marathon but it was cool. here's a little overview of what i did. i went to josh's bigs house and they walked us to the party. i paid to get in and stuff. and the first thing i did was go to the bar. this black guy must've become fond of me because he gave me discounts on drinks. first thing i had: a vodka and cranberry. second thing i had: a vodka and cranberry. then i went to the keg downstairs. after that i was ready to role. i started dancing with yet another gay guy who is like IN LOVE with me. it seems like everywhere i went in the party someone was going: JASMINEEE!!!!! lol i loved it. after that, i danced with my friend marcelo on a pole. that was cool because we were like..strippers lol. then i danced with this one guy who said: "you're a bad girl...and i like it" haha. it's cool having people think that you're the life of the party. so after a while, after dancing through like 9 straight songs, i had pulled my shirt up again (well it was a athletic themed party) and went to go get my beer but someone had stepped on it lol. so i went back to the bar but they were out of vodka...so i got a coke and rum BIGGGGG MISTAKE.

so everything from there is a fuzzy haze. i danced with the black bar tender for a while then he was like: "i'm just wondering if you're a better kisser". so yeah i like made out with him...big whoop people do that at parties. so...the friends that i was supposed to walk home with left me...so the bar guy walked me. good thing though because i was sooooo drunk i couldn't see a thing. i don't remember how we got here. all i remember him say was that his apartment was close by that he had a couch he could crash on and i'm like "hmmm adam?" haha. i don't remember how he got signed in (because after 8 you have to sign all guests in). i remeber the guy writing down something but, i don't remeber getting on the elevator (but i do remember walking drunkily to my room while people were in the hall [embarassing!]. so we got to my room and starting making out again and he's like "i know you don't want me to leave" and i'm like "oh yes i do". so i push him out my room, pull off my clothes and then all of a sudden, i feel sick. so i throw up on my bed (and i wonder why i didn't throw up in the trash can which was RIGHT NEXT TO IT). but i'm like "why is it red? oh yeah...i had chili. wut ev" and i like pass out in my bra and underwear on the bed (After taking the sheets off).

so that was my night. my morning sucked balls because the alcohol hasn't worn off (Still hasn't). i go to wash my sheets but the smell won't come out so i throw them away. i slept until 3, ate, but everywhere i went it smelled like vomit so i passed. then i had to talk to my father for a half and hour on the phone with a hangover. and now i'm sitting here typing this feeling dizzy and smelling vomit! ahhhhhh! and i realized...IT'S BECAUSE I FUCKING MIXED LIGHT AND DARK. i only get that sick when i don't pay attention to the rules. so i'm going to pass out again before my floor meeting.

goodnight

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