People piss me off so much which is why I do not become attached to them!! And then I keep falling back into the same stupid trap!! Like honestly!! Am I really that dumb!! I mean I know that I cute and smart and all that good stuff so why do I keep getting involved with these butthole!!
EXSIBIT A: Greg
He randomly comes into my life every so often, we fall and in love again and then we never talk!! What is up with that?! He always causes chaos and then I can’t reach him and I am left alone again!!! And then he calls me up like everything is my fault!! He’s the one who doesn’t answer his phone or reply to myspace messages and all that other stuff! I honestly DO NOT know why I even try!!!
EXHIBIT B: Brittnie
She is an ass in her own way! She claims she loves me but she treats me like shit! She only spends time with me before she goes to mess with some female! Man forget that!! And then she’s going to have sex with her ex! UGH! You don’t know how that annoys me! I mean really though? Like I honestly DO NOT like that female and Brittnie was always talking about she wouldn’t go back to her but clearly we ALL see she will!!
EXHIBIT C: I’ll not put his name
So the dude I had sex with is also an ass! He’s immature and really needs to grow up! like we sat in the same room in totally silence since he’s not talking to me over a rumor that I didn’t even start or continue! You can’t get mad at me cause everyone found out your little secret! UGH!!!! So frustrating! I mean just get over it!! And now I’m angry I even did anything with him and I should have just took my butt home like I intended to!
So I am declaring it officially! If you want to be my man, you need to fulfill the following characteristics:
1.you must be older then me- the male species has been proven to mature slower then females therefore I want one that is already ripe :D
2.you must have a JOB! And not just any job but you MUST make money- I’m not a gold digger or anything but I do like to go out and go out to eat plus I have always been spoiled by my mom and I have NO reason to try and stop now!
3.my friends MUST approve-so far my friends have always been right and I have just been too dumb to listen! This ends now!! If my friends don’t like you, I don’t like you!!!! I repeat I DO NOT LIKE YOU!!! DO NOT!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
4.you must be tall, charming, healthy (I like cubby boys and I do not know what when I am the smallest thing in the world) and you must have pretty eyes…that doesn’t mean they have to be a unique color but they do need to be unique like really big or really small. We must also be on the same intelligence level! Please do not try if your GPA is not at least a 3.0 (you can add a street smarts score to that…for example greg’s GPA would be a 3.0 cause he gets 1.7 for his streets smart lol)
5.I still love my girls so al of these things apply to you except the age thing…I’ll mess with a girl my own age however be in your real ish! Don’t think I will go easier on you just cause you’re a girl cause I will only judge you harder!
I know I sound like a female dog but I DON’T care! I am so tired of dealing with nonsense! I wish Dez was a guy so I could be with her and live happily ever after!! And furthermore, I am tired of people thinking dezzy is gay! SHE IS NOT!! WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX!!! I can have female friends with out having sex with them (except Mia, cause I’ma hit that lol).
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Becky Out
I AM PISSED OFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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