ghetto cancer

Ugh. There is a ghetto cancer spreading all over this campus and it started in AMR I, which is MY DORM BUILDING!!! omgg. check out the sequence of events::

0. the soda machine in our building took my money the first day
1. one of our dryers stops working, then the one next to it.
2. the card swiper in our laundry room stops working so you can only use the machines with coins (what!?)
3. someone breaks one of the toilets in AMR II
4. we have a fire drill and since then our turnstiles stop working so anyone can just walk into our building
5. our laundry room closes for a day
6. the printer in the library stops working with .docx files for a day (WTH)
7. none of the dryers in my building spin anymore - they only blow air (WTH)

as you can see from the sequence of events the ghetto cancer disease clearly started in the AMR I basement. AMR I is now totally ghetto - the laundry room doesnt work, the turnstiles dont work, and there is no soda. it spread to AMR II and the library and before you know it all of the buildings will have the ghetto cancer. what next...